Top 10 Things That Annoy Me The Most!

1)When you need to go somewhere really fast and God suddenly decides to pick on you like you're his private joke by making the traffic seem worse or the train halting far too many times when its not a station. I really wanna smack something then. God forbid, I dont give in to that urge some day.
2)When someone bumps into you cause they're about to miss the 6:52 train when there is a 6:56 train to the same place. But noooo, they're boss would kill and shred them to pieces if they are 4 minutes late! So hey, lets screw everyone on the way, shall we?
3)When you are arguing about something and the person brings out something you did ages ago. Hello?! We already discussed that, it has no relevance to this argument and just because I was wrong the last time doesnt mean its permanent the whole freaking time!
4) When I compliment someone and they act boringly modest and say "Really? I dont think so." The'yre expecting me to reaffirm the compliment and feel better about themselves so I just say, "You know what? You're right. I think I was wrong the first time."
5)When women (FAT women!) barge into the fourth seat in the train and half their legs rest on you, making everyone on the entire seat uncomfortable. I just get up and stand next to her. Most of the time they apologise and get up but the others just look guilty and dont know what to do. Probably the latter one is far much more satisfying.
6)When women tap you as they enter asking you where you're getting off(they dont care what you're doing-sleeping, listening to music, talking on the phone) and they reserve it, practically breathing down your neck till you get up. God forbid if someone else takes your place after you get up for you will be dragged into the arguement too.
7)When people constantly crack really sad jokes and expect you to laugh at them. Trust me, I dont even try.
8)When youre trying to concentrate while you're doing a million things online and a friend you hardly talk to beeps you on fb chat.
"Hey."
You think its important so you type hurriedly.
"Yea, what happened?"
"I just wanted to say hi.!"
AARRRGHHH!
9)When you're asked innumerable questions about your life that you dont wanna answer and they aint getting the hint even though you're giving them monosyllabic answers.
10) When you get something for someone(in this case, mom), come back and she realises she forgets something else.Then you go back again.
And again.
And again.
Trust me, I had to do this 5 times continuously. Its pretty harrowing!