Love songs we love to hate..

Chickas and predictable non original men..change your tastes...read this somewhere..kinda mirrors what i feel..
1) My heart will go on-Celine Dion
Why oh why didnt someone push this shrieking banshee off the sinking ship before she opened her mouth and cranked up this tortorous number? 'My heart will go on...' What does that even mean? Does her heart want to burst out of her chest and go forth and scream hysterically as it runs far away from her voice? We think so.

2) "ILU ILU' movie: Saudagar
It's the only song that makes 'I love you' sound offensive and downright obscene and the song writers knew that. Why else would they keep stressing 'ILU ka matlab I love you I love you?' Get it?
Now get your mind out of the gutter.

3)'Love me for a reason.' by Boyzone
Okay, you stupid boy band. Who wrote this? Was it written on a napkin?In crayons? By a FOUR YEAR OLD? 'Love me for a reason..let the reason be love..' Its ironical that the line has the word 'reason' mentioned in it twice..yet the concept is completely lost.

4) 'How am I supposed to live without you?' Michael Bolton
For a while this crooner distracted us with the dead cat sprawled across his head. But after he cut his hair, we just realised how much his music sucks. As far as this song goes, good God, pull yourself together..get a backbone..some song writing skills would be nice too.

5)'Everything I do' Bryan Adams
This is the mother of all bad love songs. This syrupy song was an enormous hit and made women everywhere swoon. But doesnt anyone get what Bryan is trying to say? When he picks his nose..when he leaves the toilet seat up..and even when he's um..busy with his right hand and a naughty magazine..he's doing it all for you.. (He did say everything)

6)Hit me baby one more time- Britney Spears
we'll gladly hit this chickie one more time..or maybe a dozen times..knock her out cold..For all you know, its probably singing this terrible song over and over that permanently twisted the poor kid's mind.

7)Aashiq Banaya Apne' Himesh Reshammiya
Loosely translated it means 'You made me a lover'. And we suppose Mr. Nasal Twang singing the same line over and over again(until the listener has lost the will to live) is the painful price you pay for love?

8)I just called to say I love you by Stevie Wonder
Good grief, this one reeks of so much sugary content that you're likely to get a toothache at the end of 3 minutes. Stevie baby..hang up..hang up now..else we'll put that telephone wire to good use..
as a noose...

9) Right here waiting by Richard Marx
Whatever you do..whereever you go.. I will be right here waiting for you..
What is this?
The anthem of the losers convention? Exactly how do you expect to woo her if all you're going to do is whine incessantly in one place? Honey, she's not coming back..trust us on this one.

10) 'Nothing gonna change my love for you.' by Glenn Medeiros
ARRRGGGHHHH...stop...please stop...here take all our money...and our watches too...jus STOP THAT NOW!