Warped Feminism

What has always intrigued me is the behaviour of the two sexes. They react differently in the same situation, have very different ways of tackling problems and different lines of thought. To all the people who think both the sexes are the same and perfectly capable of doing the same thing efficiently for every single thing...it's not true. Feminism seems to have taken a whole new turn. Unfortunately, it bugs me so bad that I'm willing to face criticism on this very public site from every single chick i know, whose a feminist. From fighting for the right to equal wages and voting(which I approve of, mind you)we have gone to extremes where we think we are superior and can do everything far better than a man can. We demand more reserved seats, tennis women demand equal pay when they play 3 sets unlike the men who play 5, we have a woman's quota in some medical college and god knows what else! Let me be clear when I say I've always wanted equal rights for women. But they dont seem 'equal' anymore.We seem to be getting a lot more than necessary and we dont seem to have stopped asking. Unfortunately, due to all this, I have become an irrational women hater.I do not want a sex change so dont even suggest it.The reason for this atttitude started during my train rides. Women are just born annoying. I think. They 'claim' seats(still dont know why that system works and why new dunderheads spring up and follow it), nag you when you dont answer questions poking fun at your upbringing, do not help women entering the trains, in fact making it more difficult to enter, dumping half of their arses on the fourth seat and my leg, have poor judgement and sense of direction and behave like kids-all for that goddamn window seat!For all their caring and sensitive nature*rolls eyes*, it seems to fly out the window during the train journey. Men are far cooler in trains. Women have this annoyong habit of mothering you(I speak on behalf of my guy friends),giving you advice when you dont ask for it,calling to catch up on your life(mainly to get some new tidbit of gossip), hugging you even though you just met yesterday and their constant need for details.They seem to lack any sense of comprehension when you give them subtle but obvious hints and think you're rude if you're blunt with them.Apologising to a woman is by far, the worst. A man doesnt mind a simple sorry. The less hassled ones dont even mind if you start talking normally with them. They consider it forgotten. In fact, I find that men are slightly annoyed sometimes with the number of times a woman says sorry and their long drawn out apologies. I guess this is due to a habit developed because women do it to each other.She has to talk about what led her to do the thing she did,, what she did, what consequences it had,how it was all a misunderstanding, how she misinterpreted it and will never do it again..blah blah...Sometimes women do not realise that feminism is a curse. Women have taken on 2 jobs now instead of one. And they do it single handedly. They rationalize by saying they can multi task well. I'm sure men can do it too but they seem smarter to not even try and worry themselves unecessarily.Someone was right when they sent me a forward saying 'with women ruling the world, there wont be a war.We would just be stuck with jealous countries not talking to each other.'You can blame Eve for being curious like a woman always is, and eating the apple all you want but now you can blame the feminists for claiming to be superior and dumping additional work on us. Thankfully my non feminist mother has left me the option of choosing.
Finally.
I'll choose the less painful, therefore successfully evading Eve's curse.